The Adventures Of K-Man And V-Dude

Super-heroes the world over, STEP ASIDE!!!!! There is a new tandem in town, with such magnificent super=powers, such mights, and most importantly, such incredible comic-timing. Presenting to you, with incredible amounts of confetti throwing, and loads of fan-fare, we present- "The Adventures Of K-Man And V-Dude!!!" Dan-dan-dannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

The Characters::
K-Man: Mild-mannered, if highly verbose, college student by day.....turns into the dark and moustachioed K-Man, scourge of villains and dictionaries alike.

V-Dude: Bumbling, stumbling,Klutzy sidekick. Super-powers include gluing back Ching Vases back together in record time

The Monolith- Mentor to the Dazed Duo, and provider of food

Our story begins in the warm and sunny city of The Roasted Beans..RBVILLE, if you will....our heroes were just aimlessly wandering the streets, as is their wont, randomly arguing about something which had caught one's fancy and not the others. Suddenly, the dazed duo super symbol flashes in the sky.

Verbose Kurien: Holy Smokes....

Nat-so-ver-Bose: That reminds me..you still have to pay me for all those....

Verbose-Kurien: Ohh!! Don't be so cheap!! We have important business to attend to!!! Quick...to the super secret hideout!!!!

Not-so-ver-Bose: We don't have one!!!

Verbose-Kurien: Well then, to the house of the Monolith!!!

Not-so-ver-Bose: Well then, lead the way!!!

Verbose Kurien: No, my friend, YOU get to lead the way!!!

Not-so-ver-Bose: You mean you finally trust me enough to lead the way?? As in me in charge?? Really? Really?

Verbose Kurien: Not exactly..I forgot the way to the Mentor's house!!!

Meanwhile, at the Monolith's house, a sinister plot is afoot.

Enter the super-villainess...Frizzy Girl...holding the Mentor hostage, she awaits the entry of our two heroes on the scene..

Monolith: You will never get away with this..

Frizzy: You actually think those two proteges of yours will be able to rescue you from this peril??

Monolith: Firstly, what peril? You have gotten me in my own house, in my own armchair, with plenty of food around. Secondly, you are unarmed. And thirdly, those two goofs, while they are goofs, will manage to swing something.

Frizzy: My henchmen will take care of them. Henchmen!!! (man-mountains arrive)

Man-mountain 1: You called, meydam??

Frizzy: When the dazed duo arrive, take care of them!!

Man-mountain 2: Jee sahiba!!! Chai Vaai pila doonn??

Frizzy: NO YOU IDIOT!!! HURT THEM!!!! HURRRTTTT THEMMMMM!!!!!

Man-Mountai 1: Jee Sahiba!!! (they leave!!!)

Monolith: Fine pair of henchmen.....

Frizzy: Better than those two bumbling oafs of yours!!

Monolith: We shall see!!

Frizzy: SILENCE!!! This is portion for evil laugh. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Monolith: I am not afraid of you, or your henchmen...what can you do to me??

Frizzy: I can Bite!!!

Monolith:: Ulp!! HAALLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, our two heroes, after a lot of bickering with an auto guy, have landed up at the house of their mentor. They Knock on the door..

Frizzy: Say you aren't home!!!

Monolith: What?? That doesn't make any...

Frizzy: (baring teeth) SAY IT!!!!!!!

Monolith: I'M NOT HOME!!! GO AWAY, AND DON'T COME BARGING IN AND HELP ME!!!

V-Dude: Okay..he is not home..what should we do now??

K-man: Boy, HE just said that he is not home, and that we should save him. Do you not get what that means??

V-Dude: We can go in and use his computer to find the emergency??

K-Man: Sometimes I wonder how you can have such little brains!! No, you bashibazook, it means that he is in trouble and needs our help. Quick, to the back gate..

Our heroes forcibly enter the house, loudly screaming, "EVIL DOERS BEWARE!!!!!!! THE DAZED DUO ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Frizzy: Henchmen, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two man-mountains depart to the back entrance..


BANG!!!CRASH!!!WHAM!!!KABOOMM!!!!OUCH!!!!BIFF!!!!BOPPP

Many sound effects later....our super-heroes arrive for the confrontation scene....

K-Man: Surrender, oh rough-haired one..we cannot be beaten!!

Frizzy: How did you manage to get past my henchmen?? How??

K-Man: We have our methods..

Frizzy: Those sounds were not you beating the living daylights out of them, were they??

V-Dude: Ofcourse not!! That was me falling into that pile of vessels which then fell and bonked your henchmen on the heads...

Monolith: (to the heavens) HOW??? WHY???? HOW AND WHY DO THEY ALL FIND ME????

V-dude: Surrender, enemy!! There is no way past me!!! K-Man, release the mentor while I take care of this one!!!!

Frizzy: HAH!!!! You take care of me?? Go home little boy...I know your secret fear....(produces a cock-roach) come any closer and I shall unleash it on you!!!!

V-Dude: EEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frizzy: High-Pitched screams!! I can't handle them!!!!! (drops cockroach, which scurries away!!)

V-Dude: Who new being high-pitched had it's benefits??

K-Man and Monolith: We didn't!!!!

Emboldened by the elimination of his fear from the scene, V-Dude strides and picks up the arch-nemesis off from the floor, and ties her to the chair, after suitably gagging her!!! (Those teeth really hurt!!) K-man frees the mentor from the chair.

Monolith: Many thanks, Dazed Duo...you really came through today..V-Dude, I shall never make fun of your high-pitched tendencies ever again!!!

V-Dude: Really??

Monolith: Ofcourse I will....you jsut saved my life..it's not like you saved the country or something!!!

K-Man: We shall move on to bigger things!!Worry not sirrah. Wherever there be evil, there be the two of us to spread Justice's good name and make evil-doers repent (cue fanfare), to protect the innocent, to embolden the weak, to strengthen the meek, to defend the defenseless....

Monolith: Does he always carry on so much??

V-Dude: I am afraid so...should I interrupt him??

Monolith: You think he would even notice??

V-Dude: I doubt it!!

Monolith: Alright! Lunch?

V-Dude: Excellent suggestion!!! Lead the way Sirrah!!!

And so, we leave our heroes, knowing that as long as there are people who dare challenge the tandem, they will get the stuffing knocked out of them of course!!! And yes, K-Man did not notice that his sidekick and the mentor had left the room........................................as he continued his mission statement........................ending at 4 pm.............................................the next day.............



THE END

(Toot-toot-toot-tooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

In our next episode, K-Man and V-Dude take on Grandmother Lady. Stay tuned for more of the Dazed Duo's adventures...until then...live long..and prosper!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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